Mr. Slim

(Sung to whatever tune you want)

Mr. Slim he keeps us warm
His efficiency? Above the norm
And when the summer heat arrives
Of coolness he does not deprive

Mr. Slim! Mr. Slim! Mr. Slim! Mr. Slim! (x2)

His controls are most remote controlled
From yonder wall his orders told
And spring to life to warm or cool
A most honorable climate controlling tool

Mr. Slim! Mr. Slim! Mr. Slim! Mr. Slim! (x2)

further verses may be suggested in the comments section - good ones will be added to "The Ballad of Mr. Slim"

Editor's note - Music Coming Soon!!